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MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.

TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Photo of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...

FRIDAY NIGHT POKER GAMES - keep the chips and dip coming

TAGS: they kept their poker face
Rating: 4.79/5

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pieman - June 17, 2010, 9:23 am
LOL! I love poker nights. I like the nights we play cards too.
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 5:55 pm
ROR! My mama does love pie!


It appears -

TAGS: babies lectures skeptical
Rating: 4.92/5

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Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:44 am
I think that I will include this in my next PowerePoint presentation. 5L
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:49 pm
Man, I love this one

SKEPTICS - They Don't Believe Anything They Hear And Only Half Of What They See


WAXING - Cubbybear says: "Just say NO."

TAGS: it started as a brazilian and they just kept going and going
Rating: 3.67/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
Just one word the "ManGroomer"...beats waxing any day
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 5:12 pm
I'm a bit slow on the draw today, but that's an actual (almost) hairless bear.
MrRandom - December 10, 2009, 12:41 pm
It's staring into our souls...
Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:40 pm
WTF is that thing? It's freaking me out.

OVER CONFIDENCE - "He'd be surprised if he knew where i kept the key, HAHAHA!!!"

TAGS: he d laugh if he knew where i kept the key
Rating: 2.29/5

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zammuelist - January 22, 2010, 11:32 am
guy needs to get his bike stolen

O.K. MR. RANDI - Just what is this?

TAGS: jersey devil well known skeptic james randi
Rating: 1.7/5

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[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 6:33 pm
It aint smaller zan a chipmunk. it aint bigger zan a moose, or stronger zan a bear. not faster than an ELK or more agile zan a mountain lion. Smarter than a human, of more inuitive zan a wort-hog, All of wot i've seen rotting on the side of the highway
[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 6:26 pm
Itz not as if I don't bele in it. it's just zat if it exists an dlives in the forest its been run over fleeing a FOREST FIRE. If it aint been road kill it doesn't exist.

Promises -

TAGS: made broken kept stolen empty
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 24, 2014, 6:26 am
I Think Everybody Knows That One .
Thedge - October 23, 2014, 3:57 pm
I learned of it canoeing. On long trips, we would takes turns reading at the fire. Good memories, good brandy helped. Beat Kum Ba Yah... with a stick!
lgvernon - October 23, 2014, 3:37 pm

Love Service's poetry.


TAGS: dating drinking relationships skeptic humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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concern3 - March 5, 2016, 3:14 am
An UP yours